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There’s a paddling pool at work, this will end badly..


Accidentally bought another pair of DC high tops.. Dayum.


gameface0n:

redshoulderedblackbirds:

I hate being single, and the only person I want; I can’t have..

Seriously considering becoming a nun, at least it’ll make the not wanting to screw anyone thing I have going right now easier to explain..

if the one you want is your ex, dont go there.

if the one you want has a girlfriend, dont go there.

otherwise, fuck all other reasons and go there.

Yeah, ex.. and the one I’m considering tossing into the disabled toilet and corrupting (because he’s eleven years younger than me) has a girlfriend - yet continues to flirt.

I’m basically fucked.


bubbly-milk:

redshoulderedblackbirds:

bubbly-milk:

redshoulderedblackbirds:

bubbly-milk:

Is jailbait an insult?

In what context?

Someone sent me an anon which started “you’re jailbait”

Are you below the age of consent, and overly slutty?

I’m 17 and noooooo not at all! In fact I’m more of a prude :/

Well anon clearly doesn’t know you.. I think you’re lovely and your capacity for gymnastic flexibility on our nation’s public transport is intimidating.


bubbly-milk:

redshoulderedblackbirds:

bubbly-milk:

Is jailbait an insult?

In what context?

Someone sent me an anon which started “you’re jailbait”

Are you below the age of consent, and overly slutty?


bubbly-milk:

Is jailbait an insult?

In what context?


Sums things up pretty accurately..


I hate being single, and the only person I want; I can’t have..

Seriously considering becoming a nun, at least it’ll make the not wanting to screw anyone thing I have going right now easier to explain..


iainkillsrobots:

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Birds gotta pay the bills too, right? ;)

Hahaha, I figure he’s taking it to his lady bird back at the nest. Or maybe the pawn shop. :O


This completely confused me, until I realised I’d reblogged a tonne of King Damon posts the other day..


lexielex:

MY BABIESSSS

(my friend found this on the internet. Didn’t see this photo on tumblr.

I believe it’s  from the Chinese GP)

Kimi looks like he’s been put on time out, for something Fernando did wrong..


Angry Panda Gifs

gameface0n:

omarfpg:

Supermarket Version

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Kitchen Version

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Hospital Version

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Office Version

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Tumblr Version

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Jackass Version

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 redshoulderedblackbirds, THIS is the type of panda you should aspire to be ;)

This is my ‘out in public’ pandaego, when the voices in my head won’t let me punch people..


Well..


Six selfies, well kinda, I didn’t take one of them, but it’s close up 😉 as requested by the wonderful forzaformula1


Would you like to butter my muffin?